|FROM||Late Night Liars|
A world-famous celebutante and tabloid target, Cashmere is a ditzy pink poodle who has had dozens of mini-careers: singing, fashion design, perfume and a few unfortunate video tapes that circulate on the Internet. She constantly inserts herself into charities she doesn't understand, thinking that "Save the Dolphins" was an effort to prolong the amount of time you could keep dolphin meat in the freezer. Her perfume “Dolphine” was found to contain actual dolphin. It was a massive scandal for the drug stores and gas stations that carried the scent.
She is 147 (in dog years).