| FROM | No, You Shut Up! |
| PERFORMER | Artie Esposito |
Tim Crotchety is a character in No, You Shut Up!
Tim Crotchety is an old man who is a local radio personality and the secretary of Elk's Lodge #705 in Aurora, Illinois.
He is a recycled version of the Old Man puppet that was previously used for Steve and Marvin E. Quasniki.